FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.
NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you  inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"
GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by  "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done.. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.
PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint ! Just say you're welcome.
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

MISTAKE #8: Giving Away All of Your Power to WomenEarlier I mentioned that it's a mistake to look to a woman for approval or permission.Well, another similar tactic that a lot of guys use is GIVING AWAY THEIR POWER to women.Said differently, guys try to get women to like them by doing whatever the woman wants.Another bad idea...Women are NEVER attracted to men that they can walk all over... Women aren't attracted to Wussies!

MISTAKE #7:
Thinking That It Takes Money and Looks.
One of the most common mistakes that guys make is giving up before they've even gotten started... because they think that attractive women are only interested in men who have looks and money... or guys who are a certain height... or guys who are a certain age.And sure, there are some women who are only interested in these things.But MOST women are far more interested in a man's personality than his wallet or his looks.There are personality traits that attract women like a magnet...And if you learn what they are and how to use them, YOU can be one of these guys.YOU DO NOT have to "settle" for a woman just because you aren't rich, tall, or handsome.Let me say this again: If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman.

  Just some funny ways to propose her/him ............ (at your own risk!!!)
1.
(Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(Girl : For what?)
"For stealing my heart."
2.
Hi, my name is Chance,
Do I have one?
3.
Are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4.
"I lost my phone number,
can I borrow yours?"
5.
Can you give me directions to your heart?
I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
6.
(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket,
She would say,"What are you doing"
respond, "Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
7.
(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are."
8.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
9.
Walk up to a guy and say:
"Are you from heaven?"
"No" he answers. "
Oh, I thought all the angels were from heaven"
10.
I could be born in your eye,
run down your cheek,
and die on your lips.
11.
Did you know they changed the alphabet?
They put U and I together.
12.
Are you lost?
'cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
13.
Do you believe in love at first sight,
or do I have to walk by you again?
14.
What's that in your eye?
Oh...it's a sparkle.
15.
Do you have a map?
I just got lost in your eyes.
16.
You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.

MISTAKE #6: Not “Getting” How Attraction Works For Women
Women are VERY different from men when it comes to ATTRACTION.
You need to accept this fact, and deal with it. When a man sees a beautiful, young, sexy woman, he INSTANTLY feels a sexual attraction. But does the same apply for women? Do women feel sexual attraction to men based mostly on looks? Or is something else going on?
Well, after studying this topic for over five full years now, I can tell you that women usually have their "attraction mechanisms" triggered by things OTHER than looks.
Have you ever noticed that you see a lot more average and unattractive men with beautiful women than the other way around?
Think about it. Women are more attracted to certain qualities in men... and they're attracted to the way a man makes them FEEL than they are to looks alone. If you know how to use your body language and communication correctly, you can make women feel the same kind of powerful sexual attraction to you that YOU feel when you see a hot, sexy young woman.
But it's not an accident.
You have to LEARN how to do this.
And ANY guy can learn how... 

MISTAKE #5:
Sharing “How You Feel”
Too Early In the Relationship with Her
Another huge and unfortunate mistake that most men make with women is sharing how they "feel" too early on.
Attractive women are rare.
And they get a LOT of attention from men.
Most men don't realize this, but attractive women are being approached in one way or another ALL THE TIME by men.
An attractive woman is often approached several times a DAY by men who are interested. This translates into dozens of times per week, and often HUNDREDS of times per month.
And guess what?
Attractive women have usually dated a LOT of men.
That's right. They have EXPERIENCE.
They know what to expect.
And one thing that turns an attractive women off and sends her running away faster than just about anything is a guy who starts saying "You know, I really, REALLY like you" after one or two dates.
This signals to the woman that you're just like all the other guys who fall for her too fast... and can't control themselves.
Don't do it. Lean back. Relax.
There's a much better way...

MISTAKE #4: Trying To “Buy” Her Affection With Food And Gifts
How many times have you taken a woman out to a nice dinner, bought her gifts and flowers, and had her REJECT you for someone who didn't treat her even HALF as well as you did?
If you're like me, then you've had it happen a LOT.
Well guess what?
It's only NATURAL when this happens...
That's right, I said NATURAL.
When you do these things, you send a clear message:
"I don't think you'll like me for who I am, so I'm going to try to buy your attention and affection".
Your good intentions usually come across to women as over-compensation for insecurity, and weak attempts at manipulation. That's right, I said that women see this as MANIPULATION.
 

Just some funny ways to propose her/him ............ (at your own risk!!!)
 1. (Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back)
"You're under arrest!"
(For what?) "For stealing my heart."
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired?
( girl: Why?)
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. "I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I've
seemed to have lost myself in your eyes
6. (Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket,
She would say,"What are doing" respond, "Oh, just
checking to see if you were made in Heaven."
7. (Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.)
"I was just showing this flower how beautiful you
are."
8. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.  

1)
He: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face
like yours!
She: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a
face like yours!
2)
He: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
She: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake
twice!
3)
He: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
She: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!
4)
He: How did you get to be so beautiful?
She: I must've been given your share!
5)
He: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
She: It is hot!
6)
He: I'd go to the ends of the worlds for you!
She: Okay, but would you stay there?
7)
He: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend!
8)
He: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
She: Okay, Get out!
9)
He: I think I could make you very happy.
She: Why, are you leaving?
10)
He: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
She: Nothing, I can't talk & laugh at the same time.
11)
He: Do you think it was fate, which brought us
together?
She: Nah, it was plain bad luck!