1.Never argue with an idiot.They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience!
2.Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
3.If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
4.Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
5.Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6.My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7.It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
8.For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.